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| Report: | Great night as always at Blackpool, nice to see some new faces instead of the old muppets we usually play !
At 1 Darren The Dollop facing Very Steady Eddie Daz hopped/ limped and put up a good fight but Eddie had too much natural talent
Difficult for Darren cos he marked like a tosser also
At 2 Ragnor the Blackpool Viking ( any relative of Magnus ) had a great tussle with our resident mullet head Ashley but alas Ash ran out of steam again and me and Eddie have offerred to coach him through this difficult period especially as being a Burnley fan Ash really is down in the dumps
At 3, 2 old heads one with hair and one without hair and teeth had a classy game of squash alas Amanda succumbed to the Jerry boast which to be fair everyone does ( self coached natural talent and bloody good at Padel also )
At 4 we had Amanda's lad who ran like Forrest Gump and took a great lead against our mighty G Man but we all know our He Man even with his wonky leg just came back with some great shots and some raw snotting of a squash ball ( i am sure i could hear the ball crying )
Finally at 5 Joe Who actually out talked me had a good game with our entrepneur Lee the slick hairstyle Mac
Joe actually reminded me of a helium balloon crying for someone to pop it and put him to sleep, apparently he is a plumber by trade and doesn't use solder on burst pipes he just wraps his mouth round the pipe and sucks it dry
Final mention to the bar staff and the excellent supper it was great as always
Blackpool is a cracking club and we always have a laugh see you at ours where we will provide you with a great night and plenty of both quality squash and entertainment
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